1 00:00:03,559 --> 00:00:04,600 What's next, Max? 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,120 Indecent exposure. 3 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:08,240 People versus Tatiana. 4 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:11,920 Is this the flasher or the flashy? 5 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:17,480 The flasher. She was caught swimming naked in Central Park. 6 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:20,520 Yeah, so that's when the police arrested the little dipper. 7 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:23,900 I see. 8 00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:27,730 So did everyone else. Apparently, a 10K race was in progress, and the 9 00:00:27,730 --> 00:00:31,510 frontrunner stopped to watch her peel. The others toppled like dominoes. 10 00:00:32,630 --> 00:00:35,510 Your Honor, she told me that she didn't realize nude swimming was illegal. 11 00:00:36,050 --> 00:00:37,850 It is wrong to be naked? 12 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:39,830 Not necessarily. 13 00:00:40,090 --> 00:00:43,830 It sort of depends on where you decide to do it. For example, in Dan's 14 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:44,830 apartment, it's mandatory. 15 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:50,570 How can you have laws against pleasure? 16 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:57,400 Or do you not enjoy to feel the warm sun embracing your body and the water drops 17 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,100 like tiny sparks on your flesh? 18 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:01,920 I do. 19 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,480 It needed to be said. 20 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,560 I agree with the defendant. 21 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,480 There's nothing like that feeling of complete freedom she was talking about. 22 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:18,160 Roz, you don't mean you go swimming in the nude, too? 23 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:20,560 No. Bowling. 24 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:25,710 You bowl naked? 25 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:27,390 Not completely. 26 00:01:27,590 --> 00:01:30,530 They make me wear those little red and green shoes. 27 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:36,370 I am sorry if I offend your customs. 28 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:40,270 But I do not have to obey your laws anyway. 29 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,890 You're not from around these parts, are you? 30 00:01:43,790 --> 00:01:47,350 I am Tatiana, Princess of Kapua. 31 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:49,430 Hi, I'm Dan. 32 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:51,510 King of hanky -panky. 33 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:38,450 It is Kepua. 34 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:40,270 Hey, look at that. 35 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,490 Gee, I always thought a fly did that. 36 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:49,170 Kepua is not a large island, but as a nation we are, oh, how do you say, 37 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,470 developing. 38 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:53,570 Keep up the good work. 39 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:59,650 Sir, sir, her story checks out in the State Department. She is a princess. So 40 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,530 got to let her go. Nope, we got to hold her. 41 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:02,750 Right. 42 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,050 I knew that. 43 00:03:05,970 --> 00:03:09,390 She's here on an official state visit. She slipped away from a group at the U 44 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,129 .N. reception. 45 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:12,930 They've been looking all over for her. The State Department's got a man 46 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:17,350 hightailing it over here. No, I won't go, please. You must not let them take 47 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:20,510 Hold on. No one's going to take you if I have anything to say about it. 48 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:23,250 Have I got anything to say about it? 49 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:27,170 Judge, the pleasure of your company is requested in the courtroom. 50 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:28,590 Yeah, Roz, one minute. Now. 51 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:32,030 Through the time as any. 52 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:33,510 What's going on? 53 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,420 Trust me, you'll want to see this for yourself. 54 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:41,820 Who the heck are those guys? 55 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,140 Donhold's backup band? 56 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,160 Where is she? Bring her to me. Sir, I can assure you as your sister's defense 57 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,700 attorney, everything is... I demand to have my sister brought to me. 58 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,620 Hey, Bob, I don't know who you are, but you don't go demanding anything in my 59 00:03:57,620 --> 00:04:02,920 courtroom. I am Maurice, crown prince of Kepua. 60 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:16,110 Your Highness. Good to see you again. 61 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:20,690 Is any one of these Judge Stone? 62 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:24,870 Yeah. Not the guy in the half -slip. The guy in the ankle -length gown. 63 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:29,950 President Cowdery, State Department. 64 00:04:30,430 --> 00:04:32,270 Harry Stone, registered Democrat. 65 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:33,589 Oh, God. 66 00:04:33,590 --> 00:04:34,850 Is this about Tatiana? 67 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:39,110 Hmm. It was first reported as an incident, then it was upgraded to 68 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:42,610 And now we're on the brink of having a full -blown occurrence. 69 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:44,750 Mm -hmm. 70 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:47,730 Well, let's hope we nip this one before it becomes a circumstance. 71 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:51,610 By the way, what the hell are we talking about? 72 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:56,490 Arresting the princess jeopardizes some very delicate negotiations we're having 73 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:58,030 to place an airbase on Kapua. 74 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:00,730 The long and the short of it is stone. 75 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,590 Do us all a favor, cut the girl loose. 76 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:05,630 Well, I'm not sure I can do that. 77 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,770 Well, she does have diplomatic immunity from prosecution, Your Honor. That means 78 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:11,870 I will... A tiana must be given to me now, or I swear I will... Hold it, 79 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:12,950 I wasn't finished! 80 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:16,970 In Capua, no woman dares talk to a man that way. 81 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,990 Yeah, well, you're not in Capua now, chicken legs. You're in America. 82 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:25,270 And furthermore, my sex has absolutely no bearing on the fact that I am a 83 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:27,210 trained attorney, so pipe down and let me do this. 84 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:31,190 I have never been spoken to in this way by anyone. 85 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,390 I like it. 86 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:43,910 Have no choice, Stone. You've got to let Tatiana go. 87 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:47,250 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't have to do anything until I get all the facts. 88 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,370 Never have I seen such a woman. 89 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:53,510 And wearing so many clothes. 90 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:57,130 Just look at her. 91 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,510 She's almost completely covered. 92 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,230 Excuse me. 93 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:05,730 Yes? 94 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:09,930 Could you just button that top button for me? 95 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,680 Sorry to keep you waiting. Please make yourself comfortable. 96 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:20,940 Oh, thank you. 97 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,040 Ross? 98 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:35,820 I'll be your witness, sir. You did nothing to instigate this. 99 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:41,000 Of course, you're doing nothing to stop it, either. 100 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:48,540 I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but would you put your top back on? 101 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,340 Well, I have to get back to work. 102 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:58,340 I have to make sure those big, strapping Capuan bodyguards are... comfortable. 103 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,440 Tatiana, tell me something. 104 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:08,820 Why are you so afraid to go home? I don't get that. From everything I've 105 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,520 Kapua sounds like an absolute paradise. 106 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,980 Yes, but you would not think so if it were you who were being forced to marry 107 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:14,980 Og. 108 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,160 Og? 109 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:19,920 You know him? 110 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:24,180 No, I can't put a face to the name. 111 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,160 Og claimed me to be his bride by announcing his intention to my family. 112 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,380 My brother now will give me to Og. 113 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:36,380 So I take it the dog is not the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your 114 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:42,820 life with, huh? No, he is mean and large, and he has only one eyebrow that 115 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:44,220 from here to here. 116 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:49,420 Well, there must be something good you can say about the guy. 117 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:52,840 Well, he did stop eating tourists. 118 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,560 Well, 119 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,060 that makes for nicer travel brochures, doesn't it? 120 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,900 Judge Stone. Well, Tatiana. 121 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:07,400 I don't know if there's anything that I can do legally to stop a forced 122 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,280 marriage, but I'll help you any way I can. 123 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,800 You will? 124 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:13,740 Why? 125 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:18,820 Why? Because, uh, because I don't know. 126 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,840 Because you're sweet, and I like you, okay? 127 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:26,400 Then you have a vova for me? 128 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:29,860 Possibly. 129 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,300 What's vova? 130 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:36,370 It's what you said. Do you like me? Vuva is a Capuan word, which means that you 131 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:38,409 find someone not offensive. 132 00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:41,530 Oh, well, then vuva it is. Sure. 133 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,130 I'll do anything. 134 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:45,830 I'll... Well, what are you doing? 135 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:50,850 This is our way of saying thank you. 136 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:53,590 Sure beats a high five. 137 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,230 Knock, knock. 138 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,600 Sorry to bust in on you, sir. I see you have your hands full. 139 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,820 Roz, this isn't what it looks like. 140 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,260 Looks like you have your hand on her chest. 141 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,180 Well, then it is what it looks like. 142 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,840 But what it looks like is not what it is. 143 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:17,160 Thank you for clearing that up. 144 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,260 By the way, in case you're interested, they're auctioning off Christine. 145 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:24,560 They're auctioning off Christine? 146 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:29,430 What was the last bid? 147 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,750 $100 ,000. 148 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,370 Mister, you heard the lady. She said no. 149 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:38,170 $200 ,000. 150 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:40,210 I told you she's not for sale. 151 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:41,890 Half a million. 152 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:44,990 For her? 153 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:50,310 Oh, what's going on here? 154 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:53,910 The prince said he'd extend the lease on the air base to 100 years if you throw 155 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:54,910 in the blonde. 156 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,290 You're talking slavery, Cowdery. 157 00:09:57,910 --> 00:10:00,610 Here we go, dredging up the Constitution again. 158 00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:06,350 Prince, you can't go around trying to purchase another human being. 159 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:08,570 I say we bounce it off Washington. 160 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:10,450 I say we bounce it off your skull. 161 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,750 That's right. Talk rough like that. 162 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:19,990 You know, it is kind of nice. 163 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:24,610 I want Tatiana turned over to me now. 164 00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:27,030 Well, I'm afraid I won't be doing that. 165 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:28,609 Why not? 166 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:32,930 Because it is no longer up to you whether I stay or go, Maurice. 167 00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:38,430 It is up to the man who is to be my husband. 168 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,510 Husband? 169 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,090 Him? Yes. 170 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:48,110 He has booboo for me. 171 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:50,410 Your Honor? 172 00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:55,210 It was just... 173 00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:57,770 Puppy vuva. 174 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:09,530 You're going to marry her, sir? 175 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:12,250 Any thought yet who the best man might be? 176 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,630 Hint, hint. 177 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:18,050 Let's get something straight here. I am not marrying anybody. 178 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:21,930 But you said you had vuva for me. 179 00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:25,050 Oh, sir, you vuva'd her? 180 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,140 It just means I like you. 181 00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:31,980 Actually, it's a marriage proposal. 182 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,560 Literal translation means I wouldn't kick you out of the hammock. 183 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,660 Whoa, this is crazy. All I did was I touched her chest. 184 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,360 How could you have misinterpreted that, sir? 185 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:49,460 Only a maggot would do such a thing to a woman pledged to another man. 186 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,960 In my country, if you steal, we cut off your hand. 187 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,000 If you lie, we cut up your tongue. 188 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,500 And if you de -voevify a woman... You'll be able to hit that high note in the 189 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,500 Star Spangled Banner. 190 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:04,020 I didn't know, okay? 191 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,260 Yes, you did. 192 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,620 I told you about Og. 193 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,940 Now if I go back, I will be shamed before my people. 194 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:16,900 That's men for you. 195 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,120 Vove them and leave them. 196 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,560 Yes, he is. Who shall I say is calling? 197 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:31,900 Uh -huh. 198 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,060 You want to talk to the White House? 199 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,400 Stand up. 200 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,080 Cowdery here. 201 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,220 Yes. 202 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:46,400 Well, you see, he says he doesn't want to marry her. 203 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:51,720 I know, I know, I know. I realize your prestige is on the line, but no. 204 00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:54,720 No, I don't want you to come down here and kick anything. 205 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,680 You just need a little more convincing, that's all. 206 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,220 You would? 207 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,760 Certainly. 208 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,220 Nancy wants to talk to you. 209 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,040 Please, my little Fukuina. 210 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,740 My only wish is to make you happy. 211 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:20,240 Listen, Maurice, I am sure there are lots of beautiful women on Kapua. 212 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,400 Of course. There are Momo a dozen. 213 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,700 But none of them have what you have. 214 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,320 Which is? 215 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,140 Sensible shoes. 216 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,480 Yeah? 217 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:40,020 Oh, I thought you were Tatiana. 218 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,780 Oh, no, sir. I'm afraid Tatiana's in the ladies' room with Ross, crying her eyes 219 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,800 out over you. 220 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,300 It's pitiful, sir. 221 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:53,240 Deep, gut -wrenching sobs you can hear all the way down the hall. 222 00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:56,470 Aiming to cheer me up, did you, Mac? 223 00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:58,650 Yes, sir. 224 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,070 She's pretty upset, I hear. 225 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:06,450 She does have some very unusual ideas about your ancestry, yes. 226 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,150 Tatiana, look at me. 227 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:15,170 That's better. 228 00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:21,270 Guys, if you don't mind, I think we need to have a chat. 229 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,210 I don't mind. 230 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:28,390 Alone. Come on, let's go powder our noses. 231 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:38,690 Tatiana, I can't tell you how sorry I am about all this. You just used me for 232 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:39,870 cheap vuva. 233 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:44,430 No, I didn't. Really, I care about you. 234 00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,770 You sure have a strange way to show it. 235 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,430 Come on, come here. 236 00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:51,050 Sit down. 237 00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:58,490 Tatiana, I am sure that our customs seem as strange to you as yours seem to us. 238 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:03,850 And I probably was a little flustered. I mean, it's not every day that I get 239 00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:04,870 involved with a princess. 240 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,030 I am your first? 241 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:13,670 Well, actually, I did date Miss Congeniality once, but we had a 242 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:16,570 and she ended up trying to gouge my eyeballs out. 243 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,210 That's all this was. It was a misunderstanding. 244 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,180 Harry, tell me yes or no plainly. 245 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:28,800 Do you or do you not have Voova for me? 246 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:36,360 Tatiana, I can't say a simple yes or no. 247 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:40,860 But it wouldn't be right for us to jump into a marriage. For all you know, I 248 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,380 could be as bad for you as Og. 249 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:54,510 Well, when you mentioned the one eyebrow, I kind of assumed it was over 250 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:55,510 eyes. 251 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:03,610 So maybe you really shouldn't get married to anybody right away, don't you 252 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,850 think? I don't know what to think. 253 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:10,950 Tatiana, remember that gesture you showed me that meant thank you? 254 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,150 Well, we have a gesture, too. 255 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,390 It means I'm telling the truth. 256 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,940 And I am telling you the truth. 257 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,720 I never meant to hurt you. 258 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,860 I just wanted to be your friend. 259 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,300 This means okay. 260 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:34,760 I'll remember that. 261 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,340 And this means bye -bye. 262 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,080 Where are you going? 263 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,740 Oh, it does not matter. I will go out there. 264 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,440 And do what? 265 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,300 Oh, maybe find a job. 266 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:54,440 I don't think there are that many job opportunities for a princess. 267 00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:58,140 A cab driver told me there are queens in the East Village. 268 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,060 Trust me, you're not qualified. 269 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,680 Then what do I do, Harry? 270 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,099 I cannot stay here and I can't... 271 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:22,609 don't do that. 272 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,650 Come on. Take it easy. 273 00:17:25,329 --> 00:17:30,330 Tatiana, come on. Hey, hey, what's that behind your ear? 274 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,510 Look at that. It's a coin. 275 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:35,630 It 276 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:43,950 wasn't 277 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:44,950 that good. 278 00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:48,710 Tatiana, that was just a trick. 279 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,020 Jackie Gleason? 280 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,860 You have been given the powers. 281 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:03,340 No, no, no, no. See, all I did was that. 282 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:09,400 Where are these tough rooms they keep talking about? 283 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:17,880 Oh, in my country, this is a sign of one who is a great conqueror and even the 284 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,820 king himself must obey one who controls nature? 285 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,840 Really? 286 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:33,010 Tatiana, repeat after me. 287 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:36,490 Thank you, Nani Darnell. 288 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,790 But they are sensible shoes. 289 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,950 All right, all right, so he's unstable. 290 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,230 It's okay. He's rich. 291 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,730 Dan, for your information, not every woman judges a man by the size of his... 292 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,270 portfolio. 293 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:56,950 Lucky for you, huh, Dan? 294 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,520 asking you to consider his offer. 295 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,120 Why? What's in it for you? 296 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,020 Nothing. 297 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,100 Dan. 298 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,860 All right, money and naked women, but that's it. 299 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,720 Ah, there you are, my little inhibited iguana. 300 00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:16,540 Have you decided? 301 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,240 Prince, it's a matter of fact. Before you give me your answer, let me make my 302 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,240 final offer. 303 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,300 One million dollars. 304 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,080 She'll take it. 305 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:33,420 She would like me to convey to you her sense of deep gratitude. Now, why don't 306 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,940 you stuff her in your duffel bag and get out of here? 307 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:38,080 Oh, it's okay. She's had her shots. 308 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,460 This is a very sweet offer, Prince. Thank you so much, but I cannot take 309 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:47,560 money. I just happen to believe that the only thing of any real value in a 310 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,640 relationship is love. 311 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,400 Well, if that is how you truly feel. 312 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:54,900 It is. 313 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,100 I'm sorry. 314 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,160 Do you find me at all attractive? 315 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:10,740 Hi, guys. Sorry for the delay. We had some things we had to work out. 316 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,460 So, what's it gonna be? 317 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:15,140 We have decided to break our engagement. 318 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:16,879 Oh, boy. 319 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,340 Mimos are gonna hit the fan now. 320 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,960 Harry says it is all right for me not to marry Og. 321 00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:24,880 What Harry says is not worth fish heads in Kipua. 322 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,080 It is what I say that matters. 323 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:32,660 Oh, powerful one, pay no attention to the babblings of my brother Maurice. 324 00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:37,080 are you talking about? But let his mind know that your powers are also given to 325 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,520 me, a woman. 326 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,560 And let his eyes see the signs of truth. 327 00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:45,000 And let his ears yield up treasure. 328 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:50,860 Hey, 329 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,880 that's impressive. 330 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,640 You want to see me make disgusting sounds with my armpits? 331 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,920 You're just going to leave them down there? 332 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,860 Oh, you may rise. 333 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,540 Tatiana, forgive me. I never knew. 334 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:13,380 Well, now that you do, some changes for the good will have to be made for all 335 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,380 Capuan women. 336 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,940 But, Tatiana... All right, all right. 337 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,180 Please, no more. 338 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:21,740 I was rooting for you the whole time. 339 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,960 You are woman. I hear you roar. 340 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,980 You are weasel. I see you crawl. 341 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:39,060 I am very sorry we were not able to become more deeply acquainted, Miss 342 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,740 Sullivan. Yeah, well. 343 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:47,020 However, I feel very ashamed that I have been dressing you with my eyes all 344 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,020 night. 345 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:49,580 Oh, 346 00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:52,580 what the hell? 347 00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:57,639 Have a ball. 348 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640 Oh. 349 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,580 I gotta hand it to you, Christine. 350 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,900 I don't think I've been able to say no to a million bucks like you did last 351 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,960 week. Oh, yeah, sure you would, Mac. 352 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,620 Look at it this way. Deep down, could you really feel good about yourself if 353 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,060 took a million dollars from somebody who just wanted you to be their toy? 354 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,920 He's doing it for chicken McNuggets and a large fry. 355 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,480 I know what I'd do if I ever came into big money. 356 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,440 I'd endow a major institution of higher learning. 357 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:28,900 Either that or get a really first -rate accordion. 358 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,560 How about you, Miss Sullivan? Any regrets? 359 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,820 Ah, could you see me lying naked on some tropical beach? 360 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,480 Nah. 361 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,920 Hello, Capone Embassy. 362 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,180 This is Dan Fielding, producer. 363 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:51,280 I was told I needed to get your permission in order to film my next 364 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,280 on your lovely island. 365 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:56,740 Yeah, well, it's going to be an extensive study of the history, custom, 366 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:57,740 of your people. 367 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,460 I call it Debbie Does Kapoor. 368 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:04,920 Well, Debbie... Hold a sec, will you? 369 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:11,600 Are you Judge Harry Stone? 370 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,320 What if I am, Judge Stone? Who the hell are you?